Funny baby..

It was one typical night I was chatting with baby on phone(which we usually lasted an hour or 2) and I forgot who brought up the topic about our future.

Me: Baby I am very worry about my future la.

Baby: why ? what makes you think so?

Me: I don't know leh, because ar 1 day I came across this book when I was roaming in the library call million dolar habits.

Baby: Uh huh.. and then?

Me: Then I read lo.. the book says right 1 of the criteria to be a successful person have to be very good and quick in making the correct decision.

Baby: Then?? so what?

Me: The problem is I am not good in making decision leh. I always hesitate this and that..

Baby: No ar.. I think you are really good in making decision wo.

Me: Har really meh? ( my heart : hehe ... thank you thank you.)

Baby: Because right that day when we were shopping at Sunway Pyramid, you suddenly told me you feel like eating fried chicken, then immediately you go to Jusco and choose your favourite chicken thigh. You decide things so fast man.

Me: .....

It was the day I got pawn by my girlfriend right in to the face.

You are so funny baby .

Self praise is no praise

I am not stress... I am just irritated.. For what I have been studying all night long and woke up to continue early in the morning just now. Studying is like an allergic to me, and studying xxxxxic civilization is like having brain tumor, I have no choice but to accept it, luckily it is just for 1 semester. Just a few more days .. My pain will end. Alright I shall not talk much about it, just incase if they break in to my dorm tonight and lock me up under the ISA act . ( They probably google ''milf" while they are at work and found my blog.)

Found something really funny in the net today from www.engrish.com

Read the whole thing whole thing and try not to roll on the floor laughing.

Penang Again!!!!

I strike back to penang again after 2 months !!! It was deepavali break the other day last week. So we decided to porkify ourself with penang food.

picture of a typical penang road, the skies are so beautiful.

We had ''Oh bueh'' which means Yam Rice, for brunch on the first day . It's too good to describe

This dish totally fit my main motive to penang, to porkify myself. The bowl of soup in the middle is a SINFUL bowl of pork intestines soup and the side is obviously the famous Yam rice. I realize penang dishes likes to put pork intestines in every dish, and my favourite is none other than their pig blood , "Jee Hoong" in cantonese.

The meal is completed with one of the finest egg tart in Penang.

Later we went Batu Ferringhi , The tourist spot of Penang where all the hotels are located and beaches basically everywhere. So we sneak in to a hotel my roommate recommended, Rasa Sayang .

However, I over estimated the beaches there, as I can see the sea water is milo in colour, and there were hardly any sea shells on the beach . According to my roommate this place was striked by the lethal tsunami a few years ago, causing a geographic change over there.

Yet we still have alot of fun..

My University mates

Camwhore "beach"

Great day ends with a beautiful sunset

We had dinner at Bukit Mertajam. A peaceful town located in the mainland of Penang.

The Famous Penang "Oh Chian" Oyster Omelette



This one on top is Penang"char koay teow" fried with duck egg. Something that you must try when you are at Bukit Mertajam. (The plate reminds me an old nyonya plate I use when I was young)

The next day , we went to the so called penang's most famous Asam Laksa. According to my roommate , this Laksa store only opens once a week and only for 2 hours in the morning from 11am to 1pm .It is located in some secluded place. It is so famous that they also import their laksa soup to singapore, seriously not exaggerating.

A pot of laksa soup like this finish selling every 20 minutes

The secret of a delicious pot of laksa soup. COOK IT WITH CHARCOAL.

Very cost effective, by making her own house as a stall and the customers eats at their living room

Everyone is looking at her preparing asam laksa outside her house. Notice the amount of people?

Finally a bowl of sinfully delicious asam laksa . Yes I have to say sinfully because it is the best I have eaten.

A bowl of the best asam laksa with a cup of refreshening "Cincau" .... So Good.

Obviously its a packet of "ta pao" asam laksa noodle. But if you put a thousand over packets together...

It looks like drug trafficking!!

Baby how I wish that you were there with me every moment , admiring the beautiful sunset while holding on to each other at the beach. The journey remains imperfect without you.

3 Years still tickling..

On the 14/10/06 when I was still a naive young boy ( in fact I am still one now) , Today this girl said ''Yes I want to be your minnie" Without realizing 3 years has past by just like this, and we are still stronger than ever. Many crisis had striked on us .


On some day in august 2007, When the national service (2008) name list was released, It was one of the hardest time of our lifes. The computer system actually said "tahniah" to her :( . This TAHNIAH send her away from me to the far east Malaysia (Sarawak) for 3 months. Things sucks alot since then , and shit happens for more than 3 months.

yes things are even sucker than this

Actually things were not that bad.. we really had alot of great time. So great that it seems like we both live in our small little world like no one else ever existed.

baby I really enjoy admiring the whole scenery of KL with you.

I enjoy doing stupid things with you..!!

and even more stupid things

We really had so much fun time together..

Baby I just want to say, even though I am approximately 7 hours away from you, doesn't matter it is happy times or hard ones. I wish you will be the one by my side.. Ok?

Happy Anniversary baby... <3

This is mind blasting..

Last night after I click the ''publish post'' for the angry blog post , suddenly everyone just appear at the computer lab, I totally stun my brain wasn't quick enough to react, it's a surprise.. Absolutely well planned. Nothing describes the joy in me..

I will write about it next time, leaving a little suspense in it. =D

There is an exam next week ... 4 chapters and I have not even smell 1 .

How ? Die lo...

When sometone fuck your day up..

I decided to just spam here..

I bought fucking dinner from your fucking stall

Not to say your food is so extraordinary special or delicious.

You just can't fucking cook..

You make me waited for a whole fucking hour..

Nevermind

But why did you show me your fucking constipated face?

Fuck off my life and get yourself some bananas

You selfish slut..

You only bother your own profit ?!

You better get yourself some bitch slap..

Wake up you fucking ''dumpling''

How is Malaysia gona improve with people like you ?

You totally spoil my fucking day..

If I have a molotov...

I will burn down your whole fucking stall

Fuck you and hope you burn and decay in hell..

I almost forgot it's my 19th year today..

Far away from my expectation

How can a day be so terrible ?

I shall calm down and enjoy the rest of my day..

Sudden urge to blog !

I am back for a while again, Thanks to the great wifi in my hostel I couldn't video talk with my baby and also blog. Really miss those mid sem break holidays I had with my lou po and family, trully nostalgic, especially the day we watched up together , I know it is stupid to say that a 3D animation mnovie actually made us cry =X For those who haven't watched it yet, its a must watch movie !! especially for couples watch the one with 3D as well , its absolutely amazing.



Hostel wifi is not ok yet, I am in the library reading room waiting for my next business statistics class which is going to start in approximately 20 minutes time.(I hate maths !!)

whose that girl behind me !!!

Last weekend was the merdeka weekend and my roommate was really kind to invite me to his hometown at parit buntar (some place in between penang kedah and perak) My handsome roommate is so hospitable, he brought me to many places to try food by the roadside, I have been consuming like 2 billion calories in 2 days time, eating like 8 meals a day, seriously no joke, the food there is good and cheap and it seems to be like everywhere !!Thanks alot Han Liang =D

Baby I am missing you so much much in kedah here... what are you doing back there? even though we get to chat for hours everynight but the feeling is definitely different without seeing you there. I enjoy the times we imitate 'Hak Mui's ' and 'Sai Lup's' voice in our conversation, and also those moments we laughed at each others lame jokes, right baby ?

Spot sai lup and hak mui..

26 Hours

Approximately 26 hours more, I will be leaving Kedah to home !! (YES!!!)

Bye UUM
Bye Roommate
Bye Cats (They are my seniors)
Bye smelly sparrows
Bye Crappy campus food.
Bye Misc Burger
Bye All the friends I made in UUM

No NO... don't get me wrong , I am not graduating yet, just a mid sem break for my 1st semester -.-''

However on the other hand,

Hi MUM
Hi DAD
Hi Lou Po
Hi Sai Lup
Hi brothers from another mother
Hi ss2.

Darn I miss them so so much :(


Not to forget

Hi Char siew
Hi Siew Yoke
Hi Pork Noodle
Hi Pork chop
Hi Pork Lard
Hi Sweet and sour fried pork
Hi All the Pork cuisines

How are you guys? Yes I know I have abandon you guys and when dating with fried chicken and curry chicken. You know the relationship won't last right ? I was reluctantly forced to be with them. Please forgive me as I have been seeking so many alternative ways to look for you, but the northern part of malaysia seems to be wholly conquered by them (chicken and beef). For now I am back so that I could suck your tender juicy surface just like the older days.

If your realize my blog seems to be a bit wordy. Yes !! I darn need a fweaking digital camera >.<

CS signing off for dinner :D

Left out

If you previously use to read what I write, I bet you must terrified !! Gosh you are writing again !!!

I know I know, it's my fault, I have stopped it for almost a year, thanks to STPM driving me nuts . Then right after STPM, I have been over hardworking in working , from christmas tree masscotts to various product promoters, and then telemarketing which I think I basically 'Got on the car'(cantonese). However sucks or not, It still earns me some cash and unforgettable experience.

On my STPM side, after much of 'hardwork' and burning jollsticks. I eventually got in to a local university. Universiti Utara Malaysia (UUM) studying Bachelor of International Business Management (BIBM). Many critics that I have heard here and there about the course I am doing in a local university, some people says this course is still new in Malaysia and I will just be a white mice if I pick up the offer.I didn't think that much and I ended up here in UUM, it has been a month, and I am still alive =P.. Very much alive indeed.

Alright not going to write much this time, will seriously update about my studies, university, happenenings around me , I promise.

And.. oh yeh I am getting myself a laptop next week . hehe..

Team Hoyt

It's my birthday last Sunday.. had a really great moment with my dearest and besties.. I have to admit i am having a very satisfying life over this 18 years. Especially when I have a very considerate and patient person =) to listen to me all the time. Thanks a lot Chu.

Lately I came across this real life story that really makes me sob for seconds..
A story about a father,Dick. and his son,Rick Hoyt.

When Rick was born, he suffered from Cerebral Palsy (as a result of the umbilical cord being caught around his neck at birth). Doctors told Dick that his son would never be able to walk or talk and that it would be best to forget about him and leave him in an institution. He would be nothing more than a vegetable for life.

Yet, Dick was determined to bring his son up like any other child and wanted to ensure that he was not deprived of anything in life as a result of his condition. One time, when Rick told his dad that his dream was to compete in a marathon, his Dad pulled, pushed and carried him all the way in their first race.



When Rick told his Dad that he felt that his disability disappeared whenever he was competing, it was all that his Dad needed to hear. Today, at age 66, Dick and his son Rock (aged 44) have competed together in 950 races, 60 marathons and 6 Iron Man Triathlons.


Despite of his disability,Rick is able to graduate from the university of Boston, inspiring millions in the world including me.

A video about them.


People out there, if we are still not satisfy with our life.. still blaming not having the latest gadget, still blaming parents on freedom issues. It have to come to a stop.

Rick is ill but he is still able to graduate from a university, and owning his own apartment. Why are we still complaining ?

I am back !!!

My blog is so dead... I can even see dust flying around my screen,... The few factors of causing me not being able to update my blog is..

Busy studying.
Seriously recently damn sibeh busy because exam is around the 'junction' oh yeh.. I got Business, Economics, General studies , Maths (s) to cover.. Yeh morale of the story... Don't study last minute or you end up like me..

Internet Down
Bloody streamyx always down.. when i got time to blog u down.. I no time to blog u smooth.. then my sis use the net to play FaceBook interior design game.. ( I'm always like what the fuck wei.. that game is fucking pointless, *drag the cupboard to your desire position* * choose the colour of your curtains* Fucking help the chores pls...)

Addicted to basketball
They got new nets for the court and the broken rim is fixed.. really enjoy playing basketball with people there. If i get lucky, I can even watch a fight live. (There is this guy who got punch right in the eye twice for saying the other guy's mother while playing basketball =.=.) So how cool is that ?

Addicted to foosball
I m picking up foosball again.. I was once very in to it thanks to TonYU SpredeMIN and Chee 'Tsunami hands' Fung. We really enjoy going Rileys and enjoy the fucking malfunction Air-con there.. play until the sweat drip on the table..If we get lucky we might even see college girls playing there. FTW ANNA TAU CHEONG !!!

Drown in books
Too much reading causes people to blog like a freak.. Yeh Blogging it like a 7 marks business question... 1m for point , 1/2m for ellaboration.

Ok ... Disco break..

Check this beautiful song by The Script

Belated birthday ..

Oh no Michael ... You are 19 already... Make me feel so damn young..

Those days during the interhouse competition

My good shit edit.. was once posted in my old blog

He was good enough to belanja us dinner last friday at paris restaurant..


Everyone learning how to cut a cake...

Then we headed to laundry bar @ the curve to chill out...

Michael's horny smirk ...


Samantha did the 'satisfying grin' album for michael..
SAY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....



p/s: sry samantha for stealing ur pictures without your approval. I know you won't mind =)

True meaning of nothing better to do...

when people start smelling plants around ...




Then they got so high and grab a bottle of Chivas ...



Who knows they got even higher with it... They coudn't resist.




There they unleash their 'Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon'





Peace off yo... Matt , Chee Fung and Yu Min's Sexy back...

Pimples!!

Check this classic video of mine ...

Satisfaction

Sports day is finally over... The next upcoming activities are just some english week competition, nothing much actually.

What worry me the most is Mathematics, I totally can't understand Geometry coordinate at all..
Time is running up, 132 more days to GG.COM.MY/HOME/LOGIN/fuckyoustpm

Here are some pictures..

Me and Eng Eu camwhoring

Red house marchers, Even though we get 3rd but you guys are number 1 inside me..

So synchronize how to get 3rd? judges must be blind..

CHAMPIONS !!!

Kay tze( PBSM President O.o) and I

This is the my very last chance to participate in a sports day... perhaps I feel contented . There are so many memories for me in this school... I got a feeling that I am going to burst in tears on the last day of school..

Oh shit.. I am so emotional.. or maybe sentimental ?


p.s. If there is anyone out there that can help me with Form 6 Mathematics paper 1, tell me.

Peace off yo..

F6 Prom '08

Success or not ? We will see...

Down EURO Syndrome to Boston..

Curiosity kills the cat...

Velocity kills the driver..

Generosity kills the kind man..

Beastiality kills the animal..


So who kill the die hard football fans at the mamak ?

CAPATI !!!!

Hecticness leads to blogging

I am so busy recently and i feel like blogging...

Really hope for friday to come asap... not for the sports day, just for the sake for me to rest.

Red house marchers are really like a 'semi girl guides' 25 ladies n 5 gentlemen

30 of them are really sporting and I can see the winning look in them.

Some of them continue practicing when it was a take 10 break.

Maybe girls more kiasu ?

Raj just msn me fuck u...

I shall reply him a 'HI Fucker , have you eaten your shit ?'

Back to the marching team, 30 of them are really good and sporting.

Best marchers ever had for a house.

Extra credits to all 30 marchers , Hsu Cherng( commander) , Chin shen and Elizabeth for contributing so much effort in the marching team.

Win or lose doesn't matter, the most important is we have fun.

Oh.. Raj just reply he said ''not yet eat the shit'' and he added ''heard you swallow ur cum just now.''

I shall not reply him.

P/S I am just a mascot :( .

Not your average super hero.

Free tickets man !! who wouldn't want it ? I m posting this on behalf of Nuffnang private screening, Hancock.

I am expecting it to be a great one, since the leading actor is the one and the only one Will Smith.

But when the producers come out with the idea of the movie posters, my first impression was a very DULAN Will Smith camwhoring after climbing a mountain.

Sorry, naive me.



If superheroes do really exist in this world, Batman definitely has the highest maintenance to pay.

With all his expensive gadgets , accessories and vehicle, especially for his batmobile , it is not going to be like in the movies when his batmobile got crushed up so badly in a chase and the next day it happens to be a brand new one again. In fact everytime he crashes his mobile he has to call AAM for the towing truck and send it to the foreman for repairing.Come on it is just a vehicle not a house lizard. Besides overhauling and repairing the mobile requires a huge sum of $ .

Batman doesn't have a proper job and he seems to have so much money to spend on his gay costume and accessories. Unless he has a backside that can print money, or else down he goes with his debts with all the ah long spraying red paint at his mansion.

Besides Batman's mobile has a flame throwing exhaust pipe. In order to have such effects, the vehicle engine must be consuming alot of petrol. Since petrol price had been increasing drastically, Batman's backside must be very busy printing money to pay for petrol.

Being a superhero isn't that bad after all. At least they are still proud to bring their child to shop at the toys department.

Batboy : '' Hey dad !! Is that you ?? ''




Once again kudos to Nuffnang in organizing such a fun activity to fellow bloggers.

FTW !! NUFFNANG!!