Friday, October 30, 2009

Self praise is no praise

I am not stress... I am just irritated.. For what I have been studying all night long and woke up to continue early in the morning just now. Studying is like an allergic to me, and studying xxxxxic civilization is like having brain tumor, I have no choice but to accept it, luckily it is just for 1 semester. Just a few more days .. My pain will end. Alright I shall not talk much about it, just incase if they break in to my dorm tonight and lock me up under the ISA act . ( They probably google ''milf" while they are at work and found my blog.)




Found something really funny in the net today from www.engrish.com

Read the whole thing whole thing and try not to roll on the floor laughing.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Penang Again!!!!

I strike back to penang again after 2 months !!! It was deepavali break the other day last week. So we decided to porkify ourself with penang food.

picture of a typical penang road, the skies are so beautiful.




We had ''Oh bueh'' which means Yam Rice, for brunch on the first day . It's too good to describe

This dish totally fit my main motive to penang, to porkify myself. The bowl of soup in the middle is a SINFUL bowl of pork intestines soup and the side is obviously the famous Yam rice. I realize penang dishes likes to put pork intestines in every dish, and my favourite is none other than their pig blood , "Jee Hoong" in cantonese.

The meal is completed with one of the finest egg tart in Penang.


Later we went Batu Ferringhi , The tourist spot of Penang where all the hotels are located and beaches basically everywhere. So we sneak in to a hotel my roommate recommended, Rasa Sayang .


However, I over estimated the beaches there, as I can see the sea water is milo in colour, and there were hardly any sea shells on the beach . According to my roommate this place was striked by the lethal tsunami a few years ago, causing a geographic change over there.

Yet we still have alot of fun..

My University mates




Camwhore "beach"





Great day ends with a beautiful sunset

We had dinner at Bukit Mertajam. A peaceful town located in the mainland of Penang.

The Famous Penang "Oh Chian" Oyster Omelette



This one on top is Penang"char koay teow" fried with duck egg. Something that you must try when you are at Bukit Mertajam. (The plate reminds me an old nyonya plate I use when I was young)


The next day , we went to the so called penang's most famous Asam Laksa. According to my roommate , this Laksa store only opens once a week and only for 2 hours in the morning from 11am to 1pm .It is located in some secluded place. It is so famous that they also import their laksa soup to singapore, seriously not exaggerating.


A pot of laksa soup like this finish selling every 20 minutes




The secret of a delicious pot of laksa soup. COOK IT WITH CHARCOAL.

Very cost effective, by making her own house as a stall and the customers eats at their living room


Everyone is looking at her preparing asam laksa outside her house. Notice the amount of people?



Finally a bowl of sinfully delicious asam laksa . Yes I have to say sinfully because it is the best I have eaten.

A bowl of the best asam laksa with a cup of refreshening "Cincau" .... So Good.



Obviously its a packet of "ta pao" asam laksa noodle. But if you put a thousand over packets together...

It looks like drug trafficking!!

Baby how I wish that you were there with me every moment , admiring the beautiful sunset while holding on to each other at the beach. The journey remains imperfect without you.





























Thursday, October 15, 2009

3 Years still tickling..

On the 14/10/06 when I was still a naive young boy ( in fact I am still one now) , Today this girl said ''Yes I want to be your minnie" Without realizing 3 years has past by just like this, and we are still stronger than ever. Many crisis had striked on us .


On some day in august 2007, When the national service (2008) name list was released, It was one of the hardest time of our lifes. The computer system actually said "tahniah" to her :( . This TAHNIAH send her away from me to the far east Malaysia (Sarawak) for 3 months. Things sucks alot since then , and shit happens for more than 3 months.

yes things are even sucker than this


Actually things were not that bad.. we really had alot of great time. So great that it seems like we both live in our small little world like no one else ever existed.




baby I really enjoy admiring the whole scenery of KL with you.



I enjoy doing stupid things with you..!!


and even more stupid things




We really had so much fun time together..



Baby I just want to say, even though I am approximately 7 hours away from you, doesn't matter it is happy times or hard ones. I wish you will be the one by my side.. Ok?

Happy Anniversary baby... <3


Tuesday, October 6, 2009

This is mind blasting..

Last night after I click the ''publish post'' for the angry blog post , suddenly everyone just appear at the computer lab, I totally stun my brain wasn't quick enough to react, it's a surprise.. Absolutely well planned. Nothing describes the joy in me..

I will write about it next time, leaving a little suspense in it. =D

There is an exam next week ... 4 chapters and I have not even smell 1 .

How ? Die lo...

Monday, October 5, 2009

When sometone fuck your day up..

I decided to just spam here..

I bought fucking dinner from your fucking stall

Not to say your food is so extraordinary special or delicious.

You just can't fucking cook..

You make me waited for a whole fucking hour..

Nevermind

But why did you show me your fucking constipated face?

Fuck off my life and get yourself some bananas

You selfish slut..

You only bother your own profit ?!

You better get yourself some bitch slap..

Wake up you fucking ''dumpling''

How is Malaysia gona improve with people like you ?

You totally spoil my fucking day..

If I have a molotov...

I will burn down your whole fucking stall

Fuck you and hope you burn and decay in hell..

I almost forgot it's my 19th year today..

Far away from my expectation

How can a day be so terrible ?

I shall calm down and enjoy the rest of my day..